Monday, July 19, 2010

OFFICER REED IS A BIG, FAT LIAR

Captain: Officer Reed, did you hit the suspect?
Officer Reed: No, why would Officer Reed lie?
Captain: I don't know, why would he? Just go write a damn memo!

The above situation really occurred and Officer Reed was telling the truth. A confused co-worker of Officer Reed's believed that he had struck a suspect and failed to write a memo, like the others had.

Officer Reed does not like his integrity getting questioned. Officer Reed has only been policing for three years, but his integrity has never been questioned before. Officer Reed realizes that this probably happens to all cops at some point in their career; but it does not make it easier.

OFFICER REED IS GETTING UPSET!